So, I've been sick for a few days, and went to the doctor today. Apparently, Monday is not the day to visit this particular doctor. My appointment was at 10, and I didn't get in to see her until 11. So, I was stuck in the waiting room for an hour....which, fine....I'll deal.
Then, in walked this woman....who promptly sat down in the section of chairs across from me.
When the first sentence out of someone's mouth is "Man, I should've taken my meds today...", you know you're in for some....interesting...conversation.
This woman proceeded to tell me ALL about herself....and I do mean ALL....
Eventually, she got to the point where she went into detail about her prolapsed uterus....and by that I mean she went into detail about her....parts.....falling out....FALLING OUT AND HANGING OUTSIDE OF HER BODY!!!!....and how since she's had them removed, she's growing this unsightly mustache....and has a.....growth....somewhere it shouldn't be....(and by "growth" I mean....imagine if a woman is producing too much testosterone, and not enough estrogen...and imagine what might...grow...)
So, yeah....by this point I'm crawling out of my skin, and I look to the nurse behind the counter in horror, sending out mental pleas of "DEAR GOD, CALL ME BACK THERE....NOW!!!" I know she heard my mental pleas....but, all she did was grin evilly at me, wave cheerfully, and start laughing.
Bitch. (Ha)
Finally....FINALLY...I get called back to see the doc, leaving miss "Overshare" out in the waiting room, beginning to torture another unsuspecting soul.
The nurse takes my weight and says "Man, sure sounded like y'all were getting chummy out there" and then started w/ the evil laughter.
Why....WHY....do I attract crazy???
Hanging out of her body? GROWTH?!??
If I never, ever read you blog again... you have this entry to thank!
:-)
Posted by: Dave2 | October 23, 2006 at 09:40 PM
Good lord. *BARF, Retch* That was just wrong of you to share. Yuucckk. Man I think I am going to be sick.
Posted by: Darth Putas aka Softball Slut | October 24, 2006 at 07:07 AM
HA HA HA HA HA!! I always wondered where all those type of people went to when I was curled up in the safety of my home!
Posted by: haphazardkat | October 24, 2006 at 08:08 AM
I've often wondered what makes people feel it's OK to share that much personal information with complete strangers. Waiting rooms tend to bring out the freak in many people. ;)
Posted by: Denise | October 24, 2006 at 02:44 PM
PMSL!!!! man that is sooooo funny....... ever considered its because your regular readers are miffed you aint posting as much.....
keep up the good work
Posted by: Alan | October 25, 2006 at 12:13 AM
I didn't even know it was possible for anything to fall out! I am a tad freaked out by that but thankful all of my bits are where they should be!
OMG.... and the growth ... that just did me in. I can't even imagine.
Posted by: Di | October 25, 2006 at 10:10 AM
F'in A. So much for that spinach dip I just got for a nice little snack! (Gag). Falling OUT? Um, what??
Posted by: CD | October 27, 2006 at 04:09 PM
O.O
WTF?! Her...um....start to grow?! Like...ACK!
(why is it I always want to squeal after reading posts here???)
Posted by: Chase | October 29, 2006 at 04:00 PM