Since some of you seemed to object about reading the story that I HAD TO GO THROUGH IN PERSON (see post below)....I'll take pity on y'all, and do a meme I stole from Ms. Ann (who I won't link to, because her website went all super secret agent and stuff....)
1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
Um, what didn't? I think having a gun pulled on me was a pretty good indicator that things were going south....
2. When was the last time you shaved?
This Morning.
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Alas, I was working....
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Watching "Dead Like Me" on the SciFi Channel. God, that's a good show.
5. Are you any good at math?
HAHAHAHAHA! Um, no.
6. Your prom night? what about?
Didn't go. Parents wouldn't let me.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Um, I think so... Apparently, I'm related to some Duke/Duchess in England, who have a big ol' castle that my a couple of my brothers have been to....and I remember hearing something about Sir Francis Weston, who was a friend of Henry VIII, but who knows if that's true. Irregardless, I'm broke and unimportant now.
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Nope.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
No music on my profile...but, I do have one.....Here.
10. Last thing received in the mail?
A friggen bill.
11. How many different beverages have you had today?
Um, a lot of Tiki Orange Mango Soda, which just rocks....and a Coke w/ Lime....and a lot of ice.
12. Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machine?
Answering Machine? Does anyone have those anymore? I leave Voice Mails....
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
Information Society. Um, I was like 12...so, it had to have been 8th Grade...so, in 88? Something like that.
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Nah, I take pictures at the beach. Or sit in the sand and just relax.
15. What’s the most painful dental procedure you’ve had?
Braces!!
16. What is out your back door?
Um, a Lanai covered in Wisteria, and a big back yard full of grass and random plants and trees.
17. Any plans for Friday night?
I'll be working. That's quarter end in Finance, folks. I get screwed out of Halloween, too. Bah.
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Actually, yeah. My hair likes moisture in the air. It gets all corkscrew curly.
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Too many. Cheap-ass Five Dollar gifts....
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Yeah. Oregon has a pretty great one. OMSI.
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Yeah.
22. Some things you are excited about?
I can’t really think of anything right now. Excitement? What's that??
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Orange.
24. Describe your keychain(s)?
Um, I have a leprechaun from Fitzgerald's Casino...a climbing hook thingy...a lot of keys....a mini Visa Card....and a bunch of membership cards to grocery stores.
25. Where do you keep your change?
In my purse...which weighs like 50 pounds in quarters, right now. I had a good poker night the other night.
26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Probably High School....if we're talking REALLY large groups. Otherwise, work.
27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
Actually, I don't have one....a lot of Hoodies, but no actual coat.
28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
Sunny. June in Oregon. Generally Sunny.
29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Open
And to think... I ALMOST stopped reading yesterday! I think I will steal this meme tomorrow morning...
Posted by: Dave2 | October 24, 2006 at 11:20 PM
Dead Like Me---ROCKS.
Posted by: haphazardkat | October 25, 2006 at 07:45 AM
I totally stole your MEME. thank you
Posted by: Thug Darth Putas aka Softball Slut | October 25, 2006 at 08:17 AM
Reflecting on #7. Your dad, actually our father once asked me if I knew anyone famous or important. I told him that my husband's cousin was the father-in-law to Hugh Hefner. Kim Hefner the gal of choice. Needless to say, our father was none too impressed. Coughed a bit when told. Anyway, you mentioned "ancestors" and I think good old Hugh qualifies.
Posted by: Cathy | October 25, 2006 at 08:33 PM
But reconsidering, perhaps Hugh's more of an "antique" rather than an "ancestor."
Posted by: Cathy | October 25, 2006 at 08:53 PM
She went so secret agent on me that I can't FIND her anymore! Damn that woman. I will have to email her again and hunt her dirty foul mouthed ass down.
CP.
Posted by: CP | October 26, 2006 at 07:30 PM